Tatiana, you are the heart and soul of our show. We love you. - Graeme Manson
Happy 19th Birthday, Charlotte!!
Oh my god!!!!!! You’re 19!!!!!! 20 is next!!!!!! 20!!!!!! You’re gonna be an official official adult!!!!!! So many responsibilities!!!!!! (And so many exclamation points!!!!!!) Don’t worry though, we’ll find that life remote before then and just pause ageing nbd.
God, I don’t even know where to begin!! I have so much I wanna say but also I don’t know where to start?! We literally write essays to each almost every day and yet I have no idea what to say now?! I just hope you have such an amazing day because you deserve it!
We’ve only known each other for around two years I think, but you are honestly the greatest friend, and not to sound dramatic but I don’t know what I would do without you *dramatic swoon*. Whenever it happens, we’re gonna have the best time going on all those adventures and stalking all of the perf celebrities (wait whAT??) and just befriending them with our wicked ways. Wow, the amount of times we’ve said that is kind of slightly alarming and creepy…
I don’t know how you do it but so many kudos and thank you’s for continuing to deal with all my crazy, feelsy rants and outbursts about everything, and 83 page long messages *steals your official Condensing Queen badge just so I can give it to you again* some serious skills you have there!
Like I said, I hope you have the most amazing day and get lots of fabulous presents (although this one is obviously the best!), and I’m really just lost for words (whaat?!) but basically you’re the awesomest and you should go buy yourself the biggest Ben & Jerry’s okay!! haPPY LAST TEEN BIRTHDAY (EVER pls don’t hurt me)!!!!!!!
Ohhhh my gosh Tumblr is being so slow but I don’t even care because this is the most beautiful message/gifset ever!!!!! Thank you so so much oh god yeah I’m getting old please help and also no reminders about the next birthday??? Yeah exactly I’m looking forward to our timeturner that we’re going to invent and make a bajillion dollars from!
Thank you so so much I’ve already had a great day and this is making it so much better, seriously my favourite present ever! You are the greatest friend too and seriously I have no idea how we’d exist if we couldn’t rant and vent (just wrote ‘rent and vant’ yes English/10) and of coURSE all the stalking (I mean idk what you’re talking about???).
Aw I will always be here to listen to your crazy rants *polishes Condensing Queen badge* ‘here you go Kirsten I bought you an Elaborating Queen badge hehe’
Thank you thank you you amazing human!!!! This is by far the best and I’m literally going to buy a Ben and Jerry’s after dinner tonight and eat it all in one sitting yep!!!! nOOOOOO KIRSTEN WE’RE OLD OKAY THANK YOU ILY I’VE WRITTEN SO MUCH BYEEEEEE *drops mic*
all i want to know is that character’s height and birthday and exact age and shoe size and favorite shape and favorite color and how they like their pizza and what they would do if the power went out and what songs they would sing in the shower and their deepest fears and every event that happened in the course of their life
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot